tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-256384732009-10-03T10:10:27.656-07:00The Horny Toadhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17236868685442882100noreply@blogger.comBlogger1125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25638473.post-1144465528698166472006-04-07T19:39:00.000-07:002006-04-08T04:54:26.653-07:00<a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5656/2681/1600/IDCard.1.jpg"><img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5656/2681/400/IDCard.0.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5656/2681/1600/IDCard.0.jpg"></a><br /><em>Don't want to pay £100 for a UK ID card?<br /></em><br /><em>Worried about being fingerprinted, iris-scannified, biometricated and probipulated by government officials?<br /></em><br /><em>Concerned that the Government will sell your personal information to any old foreign government/guy down the pub with a wad of used fifties?<br /></em><br /><em>Scared of the fascist state Charles Clarke is trying to impose on us?</em><br /><p><strong>Why wait until 2008?</strong></p><p><strong>Get your ID Card from the Horny Toad TODAY for FREE!</strong></p><ul><li>No biometric datasfication - you're who you are, aren't you?</li><li>No travelling to an ID centre miles away - it's right here on the web!</li><li>Does everything the Government's card does - even better!</li><li>Fights terrorism</li><li>Cuts benefit fraud</li><li>Prevents identity theft</li><li>No massive £15bn database involved - I'm too busy to spy on your life!</li><li>FREE Magic Golden Bit to help you feel secure</li></ul>Download your ID card below now - hurry, they're going fast!<br /><br /><strong>How to get your ID and be safe and sound for the rest of your life:</strong><br /><strong></strong><br />1. Download your card using the link above.<br />2. Print it out.<br />3. Fill in your surname and given names. (You can use any colour ink you like - just remember, using green ink and dotting the i's with little circles or smiley faces says more about you than you might prefer others to know. See? I care about your privacy, unlike that rival outfit down in Westminster).<br />4. Then sign the card.<br /><br /><strong>Congratulations!</strong> You have just entered a <strong>new world</strong> of <strong>safety, security </strong>and<strong> comfort</strong>.<br /><br /><strong>Remember</strong> to keep your card with you at all times. It protects you against:<br /><br />terrorism<br />identity theft<br />fraud<br />spots<br />bird flu<br />the common cold<br />bad people - especially dark-skinned ones!<br />hangovers<br />immigration<br />bad luck in love<br />cancer<br /><br />In addition, every card downloaded reverses global warming and promotes World Peace. So tell your friends!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/25638473-114446552869816647?l=thehornytoad.blogspot.com'/></div>The Horny Toadhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17236868685442882100noreply@blogger.com7