tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25638473.post114446552869816647..comments2007-04-11T19:58:40.252-07:00The Horny Toadhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17236868685442882100noreply@blogger.comBlogger7125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25638473.post-1173460124687263462007-03-09T09:08:00.000-08:002007-03-09T09:08:00.000-08:00IanP, please do re-publish it wherever you want (except on a government database ;)!)<BR/><BR/>spread it far and wide!The Horny Toadhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16049010693087811755noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25638473.post-1173070200454899472007-03-04T20:50:00.000-08:002007-03-04T20:50:00.000-08:00Horny Toad,<BR/><BR/>its been nearly a year since you brilliantly published this.<BR/><BR/>Would you object if I republished it, as I feel it has a lot of relevance at the moment.<BR/><BR/>regardsIanPhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17911432983440475284noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25638473.post-1144710031745371052006-04-10T16:00:00.000-07:002006-04-10T16:00:00.000-07:00Dear Exceedingly Red<BR/><BR/>I'm afraid you have invalidated the warranty on your ID card by exposing yourself to dangerous filth from beyond these shores. I hope you realise the error of your ways. <BR/><BR/>You MAY be able to get your card to work again by making a full confession of your thought-crimes at your local police station and paying back your debt to society by undergoing the penance they prescribe.<BR/><BR/>As a good citizen you should know that things beyond our shores were not put there for you to investigate: that's what the Government's there for!<BR/><BR/>Naturally you will be aware that seaside donkeys and associated infrastructure are Designated Areas under the Terrorism and Serious Organised Crime Act. As a suspect person you should not approach any such vital transport installations. Armed force may be used.<BR/><BR/>Phil, as a fellow-batrachian I feel your pain. I too feel deep solidarity with our froggy comrades across the Channel who are subject to such barbarous practices in restaurants. I get the impression you are still in an early stage of recognition of your batrachian nature. May I recommend a local support group?<BR/><BR/>Le Grand Crapaud a Cornes<BR/>(oops...)The Horny Toadhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16049010693087811755noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25638473.post-1144610083062603862006-04-09T12:14:00.000-07:002006-04-09T12:14:00.000-07:00Why are the informaticular headings in French as well as English? If these card things are to be worth anything, surely they should prevent the insidious encroachment of Francification upon our shores. There seems little point in preventing terrorism, bird flu, excessive queueing and identity fraud if all the benefits are going to go to some garlicky gaggle of beret-toting strike-mongers.Philiphttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18076353733931722397noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25638473.post-1144603438794820642006-04-09T10:23:00.000-07:002006-04-09T10:23:00.000-07:00Thanks Horny Toad. <BR/><BR/>It's reassuring to know that the Magic Golden Bit <BR/>will put the FUN and the MENTAL back into Fundamentalism. <BR/><BR/>I am really looking forward to having my eyes scanned. Earlier today I used a small pin and wrote upon my eyeballs a list of my favourite films and foods. Some of them are foreign in content. <BR/><BR/>Will that information mean I won't be allowed to travel on all public transport (buses, tubes, aeorplanes, trains, seaside donkeys) ?<BR/><BR/>Please advise.exceedingly_redhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11076162147929243717noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25638473.post-1144517156867538852006-04-08T10:25:00.000-07:002006-04-08T10:25:00.000-07:00Dear Exceedingly Red<BR/><BR/>Absolutely! Simply rub the Magic Golden Bit against the affected area. Powerful government policies embedded deep in the gold will immediately make you feel better.<BR/><BR/>If you find this doesn't work, the problem is that you don't believe enough in government policies. Adjust your attitude and try again.<BR/><BR/>ID cards only work with full citizen co-operation. I'd hate to think you might be being uncooperative, citizen...The Horny Toadhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16049010693087811755noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25638473.post-1144507243471591552006-04-08T07:40:00.000-07:002006-04-08T07:40:00.000-07:00Dear Horny Toad<BR/><BR/>The explosive device in my shoe is causing blisters. Will the ID card prevent further soreness?<BR/><BR/>Please advise.exceedingly_redhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11076162147929243717noreply@blogger.com